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30 July 2024

Rabbi Weissman – Top 28 Reasons to Join the IDF



Tomorrow at 4 PM Israel time will be my weekly Torah class.  Among the Torah sources we will see this week is a Midrash from this week's parsha that provides insight into how Jews are expected to react when their leaders send them into death traps.  Considering how easily people are manipulated, and how even intelligent people use their intelligence to talk themselves into foolishness, we need the Torah to teach us even things that may seem obvious to some.


It's a shame that not as many people are interested in the Torah classes as they are in the other things I share.  It should be just the opposite.


The link to register for the live classes is here.


Thursday at 4 PM Israel time will be my monthly Amalek and Erev Rav program.  I will be joined by Israeli journalist Haim Yativ, who reported on the fact that the IDF bases near the Gaza border were taken out FROM THE INSIDE the night before the red carpet was rolled out for Hamas (video here), contrary to the official narrative from the official liars that never made any sense to begin with.


The link to register for the live program is here.


Top 28 Reasons to Join the IDF

  1. You can be part of “the most moral army in the world”, so called for their policy of sacrificing you to protect the other side.
  2. You can still be hated and persecuted by the world anyway.
  3. You can get killed by “friendly fire” incidents and “operational mistakes”.
  4. You can get sent into death traps by traitors and useful idiots who use the IDF as a vehicle to kill Jewish fighters and turn over our land.
  5. If you die you will be honored in very moving state ceremonies, and some people will think of you in a vague way during moments of silence. It won't bring you back, but it's your best chance of being remembered as a hero. (And your headstone will be left blank instead of wishing for Hashem to avenge your death. The people who led you to your death definitely don't want that.)
  6. Your organs might be donated to those you were fighting. Hopefully you will actually be dead by the time they are taken, but if not, close enough to make a final sacrifice.
  7. You can get your legs blown off instead, and be celebrated in statist promotional videos.
  8. You can be forcibly injected – not physically forced, but basically forced – with lots and lots of safe and effective vaccines that definitely won't hurt you. Probably.
  9. It's rough losing your limbs, but you also get to enjoy handicapped benefits for the rest of your life. The state will rob you less than it robs people with all their limbs.
  10. If you've successfully been indoctrinated to hate religious Jews, you can join special units where you get to beat them up with no consequences. The state has your back.
  11. If you have a sadistic streak, the Shabak might recruit you to torture people.
  12. You won't be allowed to be victorious over the Arabs, but you can let out your aggression on Jews and throw them out of their homes, sometimes by the thousands (just call it an evacuation for their safety).
  13. You can stay in shape running away from Arabs who throw rocks at you.
  14. You can get outdated, malfunctioning weapons. This is a good thing, lest you have an urge to open fire on Arabs who throw rocks at you. Sticks and stones will break your bones, but the state will break your body and your soul if you open fire.
  15. Jews around the world who have been indoctrinated to support the IDF will lavish gifts upon you. This is good, because you will need the basics.
  16. You can get prosecuted for accepting these donations, because it's unsafe, and might make it harder for you to be killed, which would slow down the agenda.
  17. You can get arrested by military police wearing black masks for being too rough on monsters who tortured and brutally massacred your people, then treated worse than the monsters.
  18. You can be ordered to stand down when the traitors let the next massacre happen.
  19. You can be ambushed at your base and killed in your sleep before the next massacre.
  20. Brainwashed citizens who support the IDF will dance with you before you get sent into a death trap.
  21. If you follow orders really well and aren't religious, you can get promoted pretty high.
  22. If you follow orders really well and are religious, you get first crack at the death traps.
  23. The girls in the IDF are indoctrinated to have loose morals, and they REALLY follow orders.
  24. If you have no soul and are willing to sell out your own people, you can really go places.
  25. You get to laugh at all the fools who believe what the media – which we control – tells them.
  26. You don't ever have to think again, just follow orders.
  27. You get to serve your country.
  28. The rabbis who work for the state all agree: It's a Mitzvah!

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It's ridiculous how easy it was to come up with these.  It just took a few minutes.  And I'm sure there's plenty I forgot (#6 was actually suggested by a reader on Telegram.)


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