How y'all enjoying the most religious and right wing government in Israel's history? I'm having a hard time telling the difference between this one and the second most religious and right wing government in Israel's history, not to mention the atheist governments. Guess I'm a sucker for not voting in the last election.
* * *
This just in! Israel's extremist right wing, religious terrorist government has announced that they will act swiftly against the cowards who attack us. (If you are puzzled why people who risk life and limb in daring attacks are cowards, while those who do nothing in response are courageous, you're not ingesting enough media.)
The IDF is preparing to deliver a heavy blow to our enemies, with very impressive explosions caught on camera. After a fierce debate, they decided to call it Operation Hot Air, narrowly beating out Operation Pass Gas.
I'm so sorry I didn't exercise my democratic right to vote for a puppet in the last election, so I can't take credit for any of this. Maybe next time!
The IDF is preparing to deliver a heavy blow to our enemies, with very impressive explosions caught on camera. After a fierce debate, they decided to call it Operation Hot Air, narrowly beating out Operation Pass Gas.
I'm so sorry I didn't exercise my democratic right to vote for a puppet in the last election, so I can't take credit for any of this. Maybe next time!
__________________________
Download Tovim Ha-Shenayim as a PDF for free!
If you received this from someone else and want to receive future articles directly, please send a request to endthemadness@gmail.com.
No comments:
Post a Comment