New Broadway Show: "Inti-FaDa Musical Chairs"

Friday, Erev Shabbat (Vayechi), Arabs from the village of Beit Rima rioted outside Nevei Tzuf in the Binyamin region of Samaria, throwing rocks, injuring a 16 year old Israeli, all while being filmed. INN coverage. The organizer of this "outing" obviously paid a photographer (hefty lefty) to film the entire episode.

Introducing New Middle East Play,

"Inti-FaDa Musical Chairs"

Pollywood interviews Producer on the Palestine Media Center web site and brings us a scene from the Abbass' New International Strategic Middle East Play: Inti-FaDa Musical Chairs (i.e. "A-Rahm Choreographic Studio"):

The "Stage is Set"

The Actors are: "Abbass, Man of Peace", "Impetuous Innocent Arab Youth", "American Peacemakers", "Concerned About Peace World Nations", "Innocent Al-Aqsa Martyrs", "Concerned Jewish American Liberals", "Titus and Hordus Brothers", "Settler Provacateurs", and last but not least the "Murderous IDF".

Act One:

(no background lights, spotlight on weeping Abbass)

“I will not turn to violence,” he replied. “No matter where you drag us, I will not return to violence.” “And if violence forces itself upon you?” he was asked. “Not me. I am against this,” he claimed. “I will not accept violence, terrorism, gunfire or a military intifada. Absolutely not.”

Act Two:

Widely distributed propaganda lies, most likely to include language such as "youths" out for a walk encountered the IDF and they (the IDF) attacked them. Backdrop giant screen showing (selected) shots of innocent encounter.

Act Three:

Those Israeli Usurpers. Jordan and Palelstinian Authority Claim Dead Sea Scrolls belong to the Palestinians. (screaming) "Our Heritage is being Stolen from us". "Jordan claims that the scrolls were found in "disputed territory" that Israel captured from Jordanian control in 1967."

Act Four:

The Play intensifies. Musical drumbeats to the tune of 'Rocks of Ages' plays in the background. At a IDF checkpoint outside the Cave of Patriarchs in Hevron, (innocent) Arab youths concealing two knives, each with a blade over 10 cm (4 inches) in length, after questioning reveal plan to carry out a stabbing attack inside the Cave of the Patriarchs. While south of Shechem, near Madma, another (innocent) Arab was found (by IDF) with a knife with a 12 cm blade on his person, while some of their (innocent) Arab friends were throwing rocks at Israeli civilians near the village of Kablan. While rocks were flying in the air at Jews on the roads leading to Eifarim and Beit Aryeh (in the Modi'in area) coming from nearby village of Samarian Dir Abu-Mashaal.

Act Five:

Hordus and Titus announce: Imminent Demolitions. "We are ready any time to begin the second stage of the moratorium order," ... "After distributing the orders, the next natural stage will be to demolish the structures (Jewish homes) ...."

Intermission:

Act Six:

Palestinians gather around speaker in town of Ramallah for important announcement. PA Prime Minister (hand picked by US President) Salam Fayyad tells those gathered (now is the time) that Yehuda and Shomron MUST BE FREE OF ALL JEWS. Sounds a little like ethnic cleansing.

Act Seven:

Arab youth innocently celebrating New Year's Eve around a bonfire roasting (not marshmallows, bit) One Thousand One Hundred Thirty Seven (that's 1137) cars in France.

Finale

Dear Audience, this is up to you.