18 May 2011

Hazy Dementia

Jerusalem’s weather today,

tomorrow and thereafter:

Hazy.

Webster’s defines hazy as: lacking distinctness or clarity; vague; indefinite; obscure; confused: a hazy idea.


I declare that haziness is confusing the minds of the Israeli Government. Haziness is likewise obscuring the rationale of the people of Eretz Yisrael.


I declare that the Israeli Government is suffering from “Hazy Dementia”: The vagueness or obscurity, as of the mind or perception; confused or vague thoughts, feelings.


The World English Dictionary defines haziness as: characterized by reduced visibility, misty, indistinct; vague.


The policies of the Israeli Government are mired in haziness.They have lost vision and rationality; lost in the haziness of humus and felafel, in the intellectual world of abstract and obscure ideas that blur and blunt their Jewish neshomas.

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