New "Alert" Recording of Incoming Musical Missiles

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Many people find the current pre-warning alerts extremely distressing and stressful. So someone created a more soothing alert for the Home Front Command to use instead.

Jews throughout Israel find it hysterically funny.

Very charmingly, it combines the style of a Sephardi soloist with that of a Chassidish choir.

Here is the English translation...

Sephardi soloist:

Mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmm...

Chassidish choir:

Ohhh-oh-oh-ohhhh...

Sephardi soloist:

In the next few minutes, alerts are expected to be received in your area.

Chassidish choir:

You should upgrade your location...

Sephardi soloist:

...to the most favorable shelter in your midst.

Chassidish choir:

Ohhh-ohhh-OHHHH – You should upgrade your location to the most favorable shelter in your midst...

Sephardi soloist:

...in the next few minutes...

Chassidish choir:

Ohhh-ohhh-oh-oh-oh-oh...